Turkey Dog

Behold the glorious being known as Turkey Dog. Most festive of all creatures. Most based of all memes. Conqueror of cringe.

Born a dog and raised by wild turkeys, Turkey Dog traveled the world in search of meaning. Is he a turkey or a dog? Who's to say? Turkey Dog didn't know the answer. He traversed mountains and valleys seeking answers and querying wise sages from all over. But their answers made no sense to Turkey Dog, so he continued searching. He fought huge monsters and powerful aliens, but these challenges were too easy for him.

Then, he found his true calling: correcting idiotic takes on the internet. Convincing people on the web that they're wrong? Now that was a challenge worthy of the great Turkey Dog.